Sunday, July 09, 2006
1:15 am
okie, before i go ahead with my sentosa experience, im laughing my heads off NOW. omg!!! i got hei gu ler lah!!!! all bcos of lao ren!! OMG!!
okie, we'r trying real hard to add lao renn in our conver, while lao ren is trying reall hard to online offline online offline. =))
then SOO adventurous, many things happened until i broke a guy's fragile heart. then we talk talk talk in all our language that lao ren dont understand us, then yuri dont understand herself also, so we ended up opening 15 windows, all inclusive of THREE of us, SAME ppl. yes, till they both luan. yar,
so lao ren went :"wait wait, slow down, i dont know what is going on."
my:"yes, slow slow, she wols."
yuri:"okie, lao ren? im yuri, she's my."
"we'r best friends in MF, remember?"
lao ren:" yar, yar, i know."
LOLS!!! so damn super funny lah!!!!!!!
and she offlined again.
then this is what yuri told me. : i tell you what happened, i ask question she go ofline, then the conver gone. then she come in again, then she reply my question. then i add you in, then she gone again. then later she come in again, then ans me again. then i add you again, then she offline again, then REPEAT AFEW TYMS LIAO !
olright, i can really really faint. i xiao till im going SIAO. in total, lao ren on offline for 30 tyms in 20mins =)) guiness world record. (however you spell it.)
yuri is hei gu-ing until she wanna die ler. and she asked me to fang guo ta, cos she's alrd dead, ppl die alrd still must laugh at my jokes, she cant take it.
poor thing, poor lao renn, she's really lao ler. i can sense the LAO QI. but she's powderhoo! she made us teenagers DIED! and we both stroke talking to her. know what?? SHES STAYING IN UK AND DOESNT WATCH WORLD CUP!!!
whats the world coming to??? oh my goodness.
enough, enough. was at sentosa just now, with cone, che and sand. waliew? i got a bikini lah?! like, SOOOO LAST minute! oh my goodness. been WANTING it for ages, and finally found one i like, im willing to buy, and with a reasonable price! CONSUMERS TASTE AND PREFERENCES.=))
we tracked for hours to get to a place with kayak booth, cos they'r shifting the place. then traveled ROUND sentosa to FINALLY get one kayaking booth! over the moon.
oh shit, i realised i CANT SWIM! oh man! HOW?! i mean, i did my pri3 swimming course, and got my cert, BUT, i cant swim now! i can die! i will drown! i die! AHHhhh! i encountered a horrifying thing! whilst swimming, i stepped on something in the sand, it feels EXACTLY like FINGERS without nails wriggling under my feet! i SWEAR! it really really feels like FINGERS! exactly! oh my! but nobody belived me! REALLY!!
i SCREAMED lah! then XIA SI wo!
olright, then we went tanning. cone and me only, the two kukus dont want! what the, then right? im the ONE wanna get tan lah! more than anyone else, i the end? they all got their tans INSTEAD of me! qi si wo ler! im STILL YELLOW! arhh.
nvm, kayaking was fun! though im exhausted, but im still staying up, to watch ger and por. =))
oh yes, something terrible happened. i almost went NAKED in public! hahahah, shant disclose anymore. ;) all i can say is, its XIA SI RENN!
waliew? i promise our pictures was taken by a group of guys lah! they were like OBVIOUSLY taking our pics? with their cams facing us DIRECTLY? and that wasnt the way to hold a camera when you'r looking at pics! oh man, but we cant prove it. or elseS i'll KICK their kukus! =Xx
thats all, cant think much, esp after lao ren's tortures. hahah!
oh! i remembered, i left my ezlink in sentosa! with the kayaking booth! they didnt returned me when we returned the paddles.! alamak, and i only realised it when i was taking train, so. wahah, its there, enjoying sentosa's breeze. happily, dont wanna come back hougang. so sad! but its ookie! its part of life. =))
sel poivre et l'eau