im getting lazier and fatter. =D
oh, my phone's still not with me,, due to reasons.
will be going over to her house tmr to get it .
fri night was DAMN happening.
i felt like a true bimbo.
together with phoon.
i gathered that my heart would not be able to last me till natural death as during these 18 years, ive been giving it a hard time- a weak heart i have now.
this was a mindmap we did while stalking koreans.
yea, the koreans who lives at phoon's neighbourhood.
the koreans whom i failed t

o stalk the last time.
i shal write in point form least its too happening for you to take it.
point 1) i bought rochers meant for the founder of my phone. and a swiss cho meant for myself. i ate 3times as fast as phoon and she was shocked.
2) we bought smelly beancurd and cheesyhotdag despite realising how FAT we actually were.
3) started the koreanstalk.! we went to the bubble tea shop. "ehh?? koreans?? have? have?? HAVE!!! THERE!!!!!! OMG!!! " and went hoping around, laughing like spastic.
4) lining in queue when suddenly the koreans LEFT! we : OMGOMGOMG!! bubble tea, DONT WANT ALRD! and ran after the koreans!
5) they settled down at coffeshop watching soccer. the both of us : caused disruption and commotion at coffeeshop. everyone STARED.
6) phoon went "MY FATHER MY FATHER! "
man looked around and.. " YOUR FATHER!! YOUR FATHER!!" (her dad
was sitting right infront of the koreans! at another table.) the two bimbos got another shock of life.
7) we wanted to choose a seat with good view of koreans. : sat down, testing testing (due to a pillar, we change seat, by then, ppl at the coffeshop was alrd looking at us as though we were ALIENS.) caused another commotion.
8) ordered rojak w/o drinks in case the koreans decides to have bubble tea and we could buy tgt w em too!
9) ppl at another table left and the seat was NEARER to korean. WE SHIFTED AGAIN. albeit the stare from the entire coffeeshop.
10) wow.... admire, discussed about em.. one's OLD, one's limping! one's cute! one's TALL.
11) rojak came and we ate.... and admire, felt like we were in heaven.
12) the koreans after shouting and commenting about the soccer match, STOOD UP AND LEFT!!!!!!!
13) man and phoon started PANICKING! stared down at our rojak "STILL A LOT!!! HOW!!!"
screamed, shout, ppl looking at us, DONT CARE.
man "eheh!!!! STALK!!!! "
phoon " put rojak into this plastic bag!!"
14) tried to poke the rojak one by one into the bag when sudd phoon says "TAKE OUT THE BEANCURD AND PUT THE WHOLE PLATE INTO THE PLASTIC BAG!"
okay, so STUFFED plate into bag, took two containers of beancurd, a plate of rojak, picked up bags, AND RAN!!!!!!!!!! like 2.4.
15) *ran all the way to the korean's blk. NO KOREANS in sight! OMG.. the limping korean couldnt hav walked so fast! we waited... and waited..... =(( oh man...
NO KOREANS. they'd left!
16) dejectedly, returned to bubble tea shop, in hope of seeing the second batch of koreans ! (since there were ard 9koreans altgt and we've only seen 4.)
17) couldnt get seat, so sat at staircase. looked like beggars.
man " my dad is afterall a reputable man. if he sees his daughter sitting here eating smellybeancurd and acting like a retard, he'l die."
18) looked at rojak : it has turned into an undesirable state as we carried it by the plastic bag handle. FAINTS. nvm, EAT. HAHAH.
19) beancurd, rojak, bags, newspaper, all over the place when suddenly..... KOREANS ALERT!!!!!
20) they'r at the breadshop!!! one carrying a green bag.. WOHH... HAnDSOME!!! one besides him.. NOT BAD!! two... THREE koreans!!!
21) acting up again. went gugugaga. EXCITED. DONT KNW WHAT TO DO!! "BUY BUBBLE TEA BUY BUBBLE TEA!! (bubble tea shop is just beside breadshop)
22) looking at the mess on the floor. OMG!! PACK UP AGAIN!! attempted to put the beancurds into my huge bag.. but.. "NONO!! ITS INVERTED!!"
took out, carry in hands, rojak, once again, STUFF INTO PLASTIC BAG!
23) RAN!! found a seat, left everything there and walked to bubble tea. OMG. we were laughing like MADCOW.
24) queued for tea, admire the koreans when suddenly ONE KOREA STOOD BEHIND ME! RIGHT BEHIND! i almost FAINTED ONE THE SPOT. ALMOST!
25) bought, sat at seat, ate our deformed rojak, hotdog, bubble tea and beancurd.
man "ehh, phoon.. i wanna talk to em... PLEASEE??!?! "
phoon " you talk to em, i go over there, we are not associated."
26) man : =(( ate... admire, ate.
27) then................ WE SAW JIN. one of the koreans who watched soccer earlier on! we.. SHOCKED!!! jin talked (no, shouted across to ) the koreans who were bubble tea-ing. handsigned that he is returning home.
man and phoon "OHHH.... so they didnt return home just now!! they were.. OVER THERE!!!!!"
28) too shocked to be true..... then got another shocked out of the thousands shocked...
THE LIMPING KOREAN WAS LIMPING TOWARDS HIS BLK! after jin left.
looked over, one more korean was over there! on the public phone.
so, all of em did not return home.... -.-
29) phoon " okay, someone tell me what exactly happened just now? i cant take so much shock altgt. lets recap on everything... %@$!#@$$ ' then jin was over there * pointed towards the other side*" both man and phoon went " BECCA...." (becc was walking past the place where we last saw jin)
(yea, this is yet ANOTHER shock)
30) phoon started to write the happenings in mindmap form " this is where guna comes in useful"
31) shortly after, one of the bubble tea korean LEFT. heading towards house while two others went in another direction!
32) phoon" how?? wanna stalk?"
man" OF COS!! "
phoon : which one? which side?"
man" the handsome one of cos!"
once again, the retarded cum spastic cum bimbotic girls packed up and started stalking.
33) "where could they have gone?"
"ntuc, maybe?"
walked.. walked.. when... two ah bengs were seen looking at us. OMG.. walk faster...
they turned and looked, then did the STUPID IRRITATING sound meant for birds.
both of us... WALK FASTER!!!! HURRY GET INTO NTUC!
34) in NTUC. phoon wanted to comb the ntuc when man said " NO, we should start from the cashier first, they've been here for so long, might be amkignpayment alrd."
35) glance at cashier. THE KOREANS WERE RLLY QUEUEING FOR PAYMENT!
36) both PANICK!!! "what to do??? buy something!! buy something!! sweets!!"
"NONO. no need, we leave fisrt, walk infront of em so we'l not look as suspicious."
37) went out, paced ard till they came out.. WALKED INFRONT OF EM!
38) walked and walked.. till their void deck."OH SHIT! WE'VE LOST EM! HOWHOW?! WHERE?!?!??!! sit here and wait?"
"er.... HAIIII. =(( nvm lah.. cant, sitting here will increase their suspicion."
fine then, its alrd 10plus. i needa return to HOUGANG.
faint.
phoon walked me to bus stop. HAHAH. what a wonderful koreans stalk.
im falling heads over heels for em !
saturday, went over to toa payoh wanted to support cone, only to find out it wasnt open for the public. being a nun who had no phone, man panicked and worried for quite some time for she coulnt see phoon at the arranged time.
HO. then towned w her. it was l-o-v-e.
dajie is a person HARD TO COME BY. she came over from yishun for less than an hour and had to return to woodlands. she came only for the sake of not breaking her promise. TELL ME, WHO ON EARTH WOULD DO THAT NOW? boy was she JING YI QI !
hah.
im dead tired. happy reading! good night to park manyinho !
;)