my 300th post falls on a Christmas day !!

olright,
this christmas, im home.
but not alone.

think its bcos of the countless late nights and spending everyday outside,
im in serious lack of sleep.

im haggard like no one else.

nasty sore throat and irritating nose.
darn,
i have t start new job w sickness again!

dearest, im so sorry t back out for the buffet.
对不起 !!

let me tell you how i spent yesterday.
we went furniture shopping =D

first it was
Courts.
but nah, their stuffs wasnt satisfactory.
then it was Ikea.
yes, everythg looked stunning.
but having t SELF SERVICE pisses us off.
so freaking huge so a lot of things,
so irritating t fiddle our way out.

lunched there.

continued shopping.
a great harvest it was.

especially when finance wasnt a hindrance.
(a humongous ATM is right by my side)

so then sis and i went "PAPA! we want this!"
he said " nonono, dont buy."
and the both of us took one each, and "AH! lexin needs one too!"
and carried three of it before catching up w him.

lol.

his words are just not meant t be taken seriously.
=)

i got a new glass cabinet,
a bath towel,
presentable hangers,
pillow,
bedsheets,
etc.

all these items has t be times three bcos dad has three daughters =D
they got new tables and chairs and cupboards too.

the car was covered w shopping bags despite there being only two ppl in it.

its so cool !
bcos everythg was dirt cheap.
we would have suffered great losses if not for Courts' inefficiency.

satisfactory experience =)

later that night we had a party at cone's place !!!

i found my own way there baby,
good or good?

olright,
im announcing that I WANNA KEEP A DOG!!!
rocky is so cute,
so active it cheers ppl up,
so comfy t be w.

I WANT T KEEP A DOG TOO.

imma dognap rocky.

i asked dad " what happens if i receive a dog as present?"
dad " i'll slaughter it for you,"
after some thoughts, he continued " do you knw that dogmeat is heavenly?"

WALAO !

Loh Manying apires t own a Husky and name it kitty.

thats the goal im working towards =DD

damn Wei Yu. HE BROUGHT A STRAY CAT T CONE'S HOUSE!

wth isint it??
its a FREAGGIN CAT!

my gosh,
phoon and i had t hide in the room for half an hour!
its a violation t human rights !

deprived me of the freedom t walk around places.
robbed me of my rights t URINE.

and heavily intimidated me causing disturbance t my psychological being.

t sum things up, CATS ARE EVIL.

can you believe it?
the stray cat went t a human's house on Christmas and poo-ed all over the place!

how inconsiderate, how ungrateful, how evil can it be.

CATS.

back t the topic.
i got three Christmas presents! =))

thanks arr cone, for the cat print tin box.

hah`
we got t ogle at fireworks from M'sia!

and took some downright hilarious photos w Xiang.
pretended t be ghosts,

it was a real fun.

cone, i love you for going through the trouble just so we could have a wonderful Xmas eve.
=D

the fare home was 20over bucks.
gosh.
but well! its for the fun !

oh yes,
im so happy im gonna share this :

hi people!
congratulate me, ive killed the lizard that had caused disturbance t me on the previous occasion!

muahahhaha.
this time, the damn thing ATE MY FAMOUS AMOS!

when i dont even dare t eat it due t sore throat.

nabeis.

it was on my table, scorch taped.

when i returned home one night,
the tape was OPENED.
dismissing it as the tape wasnt strong enough,
i dint care a hoot about it.

but, i felt uneasy.
so i closed it, and pressed the cookies trying t feel the presence of any lizards possible.
i even tried t feel for its temperature!

nothing was discovered.

and i went sleep.

the next day, i tightened the bag so that nothing can enter nor exit.

so far i dint take any cookie (phew`)
cos of the throat,

and JUST NOW.
again i tried t feel it BCOS I HAVNT SEEN THE LIZARD FOR QUITE SOME TIME ALRD.

senses told me its in the bag.

but i just couldnt feel it!
(disgusting i knw)

then then !
i opened it,
and saw a pair of eye.
its colour turned into the colour of the cookies from famous amos!
oh, wow!
delicious!

after much turning and flipping, it is certified t be a lizard that has died due t suffocation.

IM SO HAPPY BABY!

=DD

I KILLED A LIZARD.

and this isint just ANY lizard.
its a lizard that never fails t EAT MY FOOD.
its a bold lizard that can sleep even when the lights is on!
its an idiot lizard that even I as the owner of the room has t be afraid of it!

NEH NEH NI POO POO!
i got you killed !

price i paid : half a packet of amos cookies.

=((((((((((((((((

MUAHAHA. im gg t sleep now!
ive not slept for A MONTH remember?

goodnight!

yes, its Christmas. =D