Hey!
i've just had two servings of Ben n Jerry's.
man, this is the FAT life i lead while at home.

die uh die uh..
i quit the job yesterday and am left unemployed now.
beginning t feel anxious again.

ANYHOW,
the thing that i said wanted t fill you in on is.....
shit, i cant very much remember other than gg Zouk w che, mui, and cla.
that was on a saturday night.

i wore my clubbing suit t work.
there, sharlot came t my mind.
so i msged her.

TURNED OUT THAT SHE WAS COMING OVER SOON.

a hundred percent clubber, i call her.
man was i glad she was there the whole night.

first reason being you-dont-knw-how-much-i-missed-her.
second is i dont feel as out of place w her ard.
third, luckily she was our protector!
fourth, dancing seems awesome w her ard!

boy was she ZAI.
she went one on one w a black,
she pointed third finger at a man,
she scolded the got-in-her-way guy,
she cheered when the 'excuse me' guy couldnt get excused.

HAHAHAH.

yuhboh, one word, ZAI !

okay, so i spotted this hot guy who came dancing ard us and the girls put me at the spot infront of him and we danced for a long time.

it was just great bcos his bod is WOO~
and when ppl came squeezing through, im just glad theres a woo` bod behind me.

=xX

okay, the hightlight doesnt lies in the club actually but AFTER we got out of the club, heading home.

omgomgomgomgomg.
we were waiting for cab outside the hotel entrance.
man, was i cui, i took off my heels which i've suffered in for EIGHTEEN HOURS walking, standing, dancing.
and so was left bare footed on the ground.

two men came along.
walked right into us.
one was in shades,
the other was taller.
the shades came this close and stared at us. (into our faces)

and said "wo ting shuo..."
(putting his hands to his ears)

i heard "waiting for?"
and so i answered "cab, taxi !"

he again repeated "wo ting shuo..."
i again repeated "yes, cab, here."

and he asked "ni men bu dong hua yu ma?"

mui and i went "ORH!! YES! WE KNW!"

lol, so they were speaking Mandarine t us.

olright, one look at em, you knw for sure they aint local.
on the second look, you wouldnt even expect em t be chinese.
after hearing em speaking chinese,
I STILL REFUSE T BELIEVE THEY UNDERSTAND MANDARINE.

that's the image they left on me.

the taller guy then shook my hands and said "happy birthday"
i returned the shake cos i was high!

"shen re kuai le, xin nian kuai le."
was what they said!

lolol.
faints,

then they turned and was about t leave.

mui and i were left most unfathomable.
and we called out " ni men cong shen me guo jia lai de?! "
they turned back and said "BRASIL,"
pointing t the brasil jersey that the taller man was wearing.

OH MY F GOD.

ITS FEAKKING BRASIL.
IT'S BRASILIANS THAT WE WERE TALKING T,.

LIKE, ZOMG.

BRASILLIANS.

BRASIL.

the YELLOW and GREEN country.

the ive-always-fantasize-about country

i shook hands w him.
no, he shook w me.

you dont knw how fucking shocked and exhilarated, and high, and excited and anxious t hear that.

mui got even higher.
she went " BRASILIANS! SHE LIKE!! SHE! LIKE!!!! "

but i was just calm, maybe i thought i was dreaming,
but i was just, CALM.

Their reaction was somewhat like how Seung would react upon hearing 'man likes you'.
just that they were nicer, and didnt say anythg like "kk i sleep now"
or trying t walk off.

but i was so full of disbeliefs that i went " zhen de ma ?! zhen de?! brasil?!"

AND THEN THEY TOOK OUT THEIR PASSPORTS AND SHOWED US.

mui was more clear headed, she confirmed it immediately,
while i was still "ZHEN DE MA" -ing.

HAHAH.
then then then!!!
the Brasil jersey guy said " mei you, mei you, jia de. wo men gang gang cai ying hao de, "

LOL.

but i was STILL IN DISBELIEF.
he flipped t his photo,
and did the four corners turn thingy that only prisoners do in their photo takings.

just t make me believe!
OMG.
ARE THEY NICE OR NICE YOU TELL ME.
YOU TELL ME.
YOU TELL ME LAHH!!

then i finally believed and said "okokay!!"

OMGOMGOMOGOMG.
I LOVE EM, I RLLY LOVE.
L O V E

muahahhaha, then they were about t leave,
they stepped on the censor area, but the hotel door just wouldnt open.

they came back and asked "wo men jing bu qu. yao zhen me jing qu?"
we "errr. bu zhi dao."

then they read the notice and realised it requires their pass.

HAHAHHAHA.
THEN THEN THEN THE TALLER GUY WENT JUMPING AT THE DOOR TRYING T REACH FOR THE CENSOR ABOVE THE DOOR WHICH WAS OBVIOUSLY NOT THE WAY T SCAN THEIR CARDS.

He is sooo Seung Jin i tell you.

OMGGGGG.

hahha, and they finally got in,
while we finally got a cab.

in the cab,
we laughed like madness,
screamed like craziness,
dreaming about his flawless complexion,
his total handsome-ness, and
hilarious actions,

then.........
we realised........
we....
didnt take photo.
didnt ask for their names.
didnt knw their age.

DID NOTHING AS WHAT A STALKER WOULD ALWAYS DO.

damnit.

do you knw how much we regretted it!!!

:((((((((((((((((((
to home.

yet :))))))))))))))))))))))
too.

muahahha.
omg, i was hungover,
yet i woke at 7plus the next morning for work!
nabeis.

on my way to work,
i was still too high and full of regrets and so suggested the crazy thing t mui which she agreed to.

which was the sms i posted in the previous post.

HOHOHO.
you knw we agreed on meeting at 9 in the morning.
im so ashamed bcos i suggested it, got mui t get leave, YET I WAS THE ONE WHO CAME LATE.
i woke up and MUI WAS ALRD ON THE TRAIN.
fuck, i overlsept,
thats that case.

when i finally bathed, packed bag, doll up,
it was alrd 10plus am when i got there.

TO MAKE THINGS WORST,
We took the wrong bus and found ourselves IN TOWN when our destination was t ZOUK.
wth.
we then took the return bus and got back t clarke quay BEFORE CABBING again.
freaks, rlly.

basically our plan was ruined.

the 'waiting for breakfast' turned into 'lunch'

they could have left the hotel for all we knw.
SIGH./

still, we waited for half an hour w the SLIMEST CHANCE at the lobby.

no hope, naturally.

we then HAD NTH T DO!
and if 'nth t do' sounds pathetic or denotes any negativity t you,
im tellin`ye

that was in fact one of the happiest time i had ever since A's ended!
i tell you i tell you what we did okayy!!

first, we shopped at the central thingy,
aiya, the clarke quay shopping mall lah.

we saw : mini doughnuts which got us high, so nice so nice!
and theres crepes,

we went into Jap grocery shop,
everythg everythg looked delicious.

we had CHIPPY for breakfast,
then we thought "aiya, it would have tasted better w na chi"
bcos na cha is associated w it, somehow.
WOO.
so i asked the man "is there man jia le here?"
"oh yes! its just over there."
"OHH!!! RLLLLYYY?!? can we bring it in for consumption?"

he agreed.
wooo```

and we were too full t have anymore food.
we shopped.
w/o an aim.
like how a tai tai would do.

just walk ard the place, at leisure.
moreover, that place,
clarke quay station,
everythg carries a FEEL.
the sg river is just up infront,
the mall is just filled w FOREIGNERS,

omg, we found out that male foreigners LOVE the shop 'freshbox'
we walked past it twice,
the first time,
a few Caucasians of our age sat outside the shop waiting for their friends.

man, i never knew a bored ang mo still look as hot!

maybe our conversation of the day was rlly interesting, it added on as a plus point to that day.
about : foreigners. :DDD

our eyes lit up when we came down an escalator.
the shop sparkled w the name 'Girl's talk'
OMG,
we: "omg, whats that?!"
and were sucked into it.

man, everythg everythg in that shop came from japan!
they have:
pins,
clips,
everythg you need for your hair,
handphone stickers,
rings,

EVERYTHG THAT WOULD ATTRACT MY ATTENTION,

i tried on so many tools for the hair.

halfway through,
a group of boldly dressed men came along.
they were the JAPS.

and sat themselves outside the shop we were in.

naturally, i ignored bcos they were what we call THE JAPS.
and continued w my difficult decision t choose between the beautiful pins.

then,
the most weird thing happened.
two of the japs,
MALE, they were,
walked in the shop 'Girl's talk',
took one round and out of the shop.

mui said "they are stalking us lor"

which i rlly do agree, bcos we were the only customer in the shop.
what could two da nan ren be doing in a shop selling bling blings??

anyhow, they were gg out, i was gg in, we paused, i looked up, they looked at me,
i ignored, and walked t the mirror.

and got myself a butterfly kiap!

lol.
after payment, we went off,
and immediately after we went off, they japs stood up and walked off too.

TELL ME, ARE THEY STALKING OR ARE WE STALKING?

LOLOLOL.
THEN THEN THEN!!
we had nowhere t go, AND WE DECIDED T U-TURN T STALK EM NOW.

HAHHAHAHAH.
and we idled into the shop next t the one they went into.

until they were done,
they left the mall,
bought hokaido ice cream, and sat by the river.
we kay kay strolled along the river too and sat ourselves next t em.
LOLOL.

then we started pointing all over the places like how a tourist would do.

and were left stranded, rlly no idea where t go, like how a tourist would feel.

and begun taking photos along the river, like how a tourist do.

and waved at the ppl touring in the boat, like how a tourist behaves.

the sit there were rather long, until the japs finally left.

and so we left too.

we had wanted t go to one of the pubs,
until a place came t mind,
"there is this place my friends and i rlly wanted t go to! its somewhere here, i cant remember,,, OH! neh neh neh! its this!! very pretty right!! i think its this!! "
"WOW, its beautiful!"
"yes! beautiful! let's go in!"

and so the nth to do tai tais went into this place:




























































is it beautiful or pretty or gorgeous?

we basically chatted for hours.
time just flies!
now, who says leisure life is hard t kill time?

afterwhich we went on a tour around the pubs and clubs.
boy was clarke quay beautiful!
it's two thousands miles apart difference btw the daytime and nighttime of clake quay!
we rlly toured bcos we walked ard like we've never been t the place,
and ppl just looked at us w weird stares.

wuahahha.
it feels GREAT t be a one day tourist.

and t be able t feel like a tourist, you must not knw the place.
true enough! we didnt knw the place.
=))

then then!!!
we saw a group of KOREANS w their luggages frm across the traffic lights,
i suggested "let's stay here and wait for em t cross over, let em engulf us and feel the aura"

waited for the traffic,
when sudden a Caucasian called us from behind "ladies, do you mind?"
when we turned, a camera was alrd on us,
so they wanted a picture w us.
hah.

snap!
"thank you!"

oh, you'r most welcome man, ANG MO.

then..
again..
we..
realised,
we didnt take a photo w em in our phones again -.-

anyhow!
the koreans came over!!
we just stood there allowing em e flood us,
before catching up and walk behind em.
HAHHAHA.

they were gg t OUTRAM PARK.
believed t be leaving sg.
=(
AHNYONG!

and we went t vivo,
mui wanted t check out her phone.
and i had a strong urge t take the cable car!!
omg, we had a debate on 'where does a cable car takes us to.'

hahah, and most retardedly went t the information counter t ask "where do we catch the cable car from?"

we got there, at the ticket booth,
and decided against it bcos of the very weird timing,
and t be honest, i wanted t take it bcos i wanted t see foreigners.
since the return trip would not allow us t see any,
and the single trip would land us at sentosa at a very wrong timing,
we were determined t 'lead another carefree life some other day soon!"

okay ppl,
if you havent knwn,
ive quit yesterday,
and am leading my first unemployed day today.
i have got NOTHING TO DO.
and theres soooo much i wanna do,
here is the list :

1- i wanna visit the night safari
2- i wanna take a cable car
3- i wanna go chill at clarke quay
4- i wanna have shisha at boat quay
5- i wanna go tanning
6- i wanna do everythg that a tourist do except shopping in Orchard.

so please date me if you wanna do any of the above okay?! please! im rlly keen! DO CALL ME =DDD

oh yes, bcos at vivo, we felt shopping REAL BORING.
LESS HAPPY.
we stepped into our fav shops yet couldnt stop our mouths from talking and couldnt lay our eyes on the clothes.

thats how boring the life of a local sgrean is- Shopping.

man, i took THREE FREAKING HOURS T BLOG THIS UP,
im dead tired and sick of it yet couldnt stop until im done.

KTHNXBYE.